The same great Impeachara® you know and love, now in an over-the-counter box.

(If you choose "Empty" filling, box will be shipped flat-packed.)

This is a novelty gift and does not contain real medicine.  It contains Tic-Tacs (flavors vary), Mike & Ike, or empty capsules.  
But maybe you will get a placebo effect, who knows?  We can all hope.